Scary form? Trust me, I know. Please allow me to place your mind at ease. Upon receipt, ALL your information will be promptly deleted. If you are uncomfortable with the form itself, feel free to email your information to firstname.lastname@example.org.
Still skeptical? My apologies. I truly wish we lived in safer times. To ensure my well-being, however, I have to be certain of who you are. Therefore, screening is absolutely, positively, NON-NEGOTIABLE!! If you cannot screen you will not be seen. Additionally, without a deposit there is no date (please refer to the Etiquette tab).
Feeling better? Perfect! The faster we get through this, the better our connection will be. Thank you for understanding Gentlemen, I'll see you soon.